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  Wanted, A Gentleman

  Copyright © 2017 by KJ Charles

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  Editor: Sarah Lyons

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  ISBN: 978-1-62649-471-8

  First edition

  January, 2017

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  About Wanted, A Gentleman

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Author’s Note

  Dear Reader

  Acknowledgements

  Also by KJ Charles

  About the Author

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  London, June 1805

  WANTED, a GENTLEMAN. A lively and engaging Lady who finds herself in Distressing Circumstances due to her too liberal Heart seeks a Gentleman whose Kindness will be well rewarded by all the Happiness that Beauty, Congeniality, and Youth may confer. Responses to LD at the Three Ducks, Vere Street, will be most carefully consider’d.

  Beauty, congeniality, youth, and another man’s child in her belly, Theo thought. Well, it happened, and the three first attributes might outweigh the last, in the event that the advertiser was telling the truth about her attractions.

  Theo took leave to doubt that. In his experience, nobody told the truth until they were forced to it. But the Engaging Lady could be a foul-tempered crone for all he cared; it was none of his affair once she’d paid her shilling. He put the letter in the pile for the next issue and picked another off the day’s new arrivals. There was a good haul today, a great heap of notices, all for publication in the Matrimonial Advertiser of Little Wild Street, proprietor Theodore Swann.

  A recently widowed lady sought a man of honour and sentiment, possessed of keen wit and noble spirit, to help her regain her pleasure in life. A gentleman who had suffered reverses (through no fault of his own, he was keen to point out) would be obliged if a lady possessed of five hundred pounds would marry him before next quarter day. That was little more than a fortnight away; Theo wished him luck. An older gentleman, yet not so advanced in age that he could not enjoy life’s pleasures, sought a lady of youth and buxom form. Theo was sure he did, the lecherous old goat.

  The next advertisement claimed that a lady with ten thousand pounds and some beauty sought a gentleman whose elegance of mind was of more import than any concern of birth or person. She would reply to all letters. Theo rolled his eyes at that obvious fraud. Doubtless some young sprigs were having a lark at the expense of ambitious clerks dreaming of a rich wife, and more fool anyone who replied.

  That was still not Theo’s affair. The Matrimonial Advertiser’s pages had to be filled every fortnight, and if some of the advertisements were obviously false, and others self-seeking or deluded, that was none of his concern. Chaff and detritus; hopes and dreams; greed, loneliness, wishes, malice, madness, naivety: he published them all, because they paid.

  He took up the next letter and his chest tightened.

  A GENTLEMAN of STRONG ARM is ready & willing to chastise any handsome Youth in want of well-deserv’d Punishment. He will expect gratitude & absolute obedience in return for a stern hand with the birch.

  Well, that was out of the usual run of things. Not unique—the recklessness with which some men placed advertisements astounded him—but certainly a novelty in a humdrum day. He shifted slightly in his chair, feeling a slight stir of interest. The advertisement was not for him; Theo liked his men decided and energetic, but he’d had enough chastisement of his person at school to last him a lifetime, and he had it on good authority that he was incapable of either obedience or gratitude. The Gentleman of Strong Arm would need to look elsewhere for satisfaction. Still, the words did their magic, as words always did.

  The question was, could he publish it?

  Perhaps. He could surely claim, if interrogated, that he’d thought the advertiser was a tutor or schoolmaster. He published everything he could, because he never turned down a shilling without regret. As long as he could reasonably claim not to have understood what was being said . . .

  Theo looked at the text again. Handsome. Would that stand out to those who didn’t know that one man might desire another, or that some found flagellation a pleasure? Would others see what was plain to his eyes? And mostly, would he find himself haled in front of the magistrates for disturbing the King’s peace if he printed it?

  He put the advertisement to one side of the desk for consideration and bent again to his work, pledging silently that he would go through the whole pile before he stopped for a bite to eat. He was absorbed in an eccentrically spelled paragraph from a Widdow of Refinment when a knock broke his concentration.

  He looked up, but before he could speak, the door opened, without permission and with such force that the cat dozing on the windowsill levitated several inches in shock.

  The man on his threshold was . . . unexpected. He was of a little more than medium height, well setup, with broad shoulders and a waist that was not trim, but certainly taut. He was also a black man.

  There was nothing unfamiliar in that. Theo had lived in Marylebone during his first, despairing London years, on the cheaper outskirts of the expanding city where many black Londoners made their homes, and his nearest drinking den had been the Yorkshire Stingo, a public house greatly frequented by men of colour. He’d made friends there and had been carried along to some rousing meetings to hear speeches on the subject of slavery and abolition, often because he’d been too drunk to protest that he didn’t give a fig for politics.

  So it was not the visitor’s colour that caught Theo’s attention so much as his clothing. Most of the black men he knew were small shopkeepers and craftsmen, or jobbers like himself, making a precarious living this way and that, or beggars, or slaves
. This man wore a coat that had been fitted by a good tailor not more than a few months ago, making Theo uncomfortably aware of his own dishevelled state and inky, threadbare cuffs. The visitor looked not just neat, but wealthy.

  Neat, wealthy, and not at all happy. He had very thick, somewhat intimidating brows and he was fixing Theo with an unfavourable look.

  Theo cleared his throat as he stood. “Good morning, sir. May I assist you?”

  “I seek the publisher of the Matrimonial Advertiser. Mr. Swann.”

  The visitor had a remarkably deep voice, the kind of bass that tingled in Theo’s fingers and vibrated in his chest. It would have been a very pleasurable voice to listen to if it had been a little more friendly.

  “I’m Theodore Swann. At your service, sir.”

  “That remains to be seen,” the visitor said. “My name is Martin St. Vincent, and I am here on a matter of some delicacy.”

  Four years of running the Matrimonial Advertiser had left Theo with a limited capacity for astonishment, but he was surprised now. It seemed extraordinary that this man would need to resort to advertising. There were very few women of colour in England compared to the number of men, so Mr. St. Vincent would likely enough need, or for all Theo knew might wish, to marry a white lady. Doubtless some of those would object to his complexion, but many more would not, and frankly, Theo thought, if a woman failed to appreciate the view he had now, she’d be a fool.

  Martin St. Vincent was a decidedly good-looking man. He had rich, deep-brown eyes a few shades lighter than his skin, which was of a darker tint than most. Delightfully severe brows, strong cheekbones, a firm chin, and a full mouth that Theo could imagine putting to the best possible use. An impressive specimen all told, and Theo couldn’t imagine why he should have to resort to advertisement, especially since his pockets were clearly well-enough filled.

  Still, business was business, and if he wanted to advertise, Theo was here to take his pennies. Maybe the fellow had no graces, or intolerable breath, or the kind of character that would negate his more obvious advantages, and in that case, Theo would very happily help him conceal his faults.

  “It will be my pleasure to serve,” he said, slipping into his usual patter. “The Matrimonial Advertiser offers the greatest discretion to our patrons. We are perused by all sections of society and walks of life, and can take credit for many happy marriages—”

  “You know that, do you?” enquired Mr. St. Vincent, bone-dry.

  Of course Theo didn’t. He had no idea how many matches he might have made, still less the happiness of the couples thus pledged. He wouldn’t have wagered thruppence on it.

  “Absolutely. I have many written testimonials,” he assured his new client. That was perfectly true; he’d written them himself. “Our success is unparalleled. Other matrimonial gazettes cannot compare.”

  Mr. St. Vincent appeared profoundly unimpressed. His dark gaze travelled slowly over the shabby office and down to the heaped desk, expression quite blank, and the thought dawned on Theo rather late that perhaps he couldn’t write.

  That was very likely it, he decided. Illiterate men often despised the world of words that excluded them. “I will be very willing to assist you in finding the right turn of phrase, if you wish. There is an art of advertisement, if I can so put it, which allows a gentleman to enumerate his finer qualities and convey his hopes in the most appealing manner—”

  Mr. St. Vincent looked at him. The sales patter withered on Theo’s tongue.

  “Are you suggesting,” Mr. St. Vincent said, slowly and clearly and with just a suggestion of rigidity in his very strong jaw, “that I advertise myself? Put myself up for sale?”

  Blood rushed to Theo’s cheeks as the man’s meaning dawned on him. “No!” he yelped, with more sincerity in that one syllable than he’d managed in this office over the last four years together. “Absolutely not, not at all, no. Not sale. Or anything else you don’t want, definitely not. Uh, what do you want?”

  Mr. St. Vincent’s lips compressed, almost as if he was attempting not to smile. Theo very much hoped he would fail, mostly because he preferred it when people didn’t glare at him, but in part because he rather wanted to see Mr. St. Vincent’s face wearing a more pleasant expression. He essayed a hopeful smile of his own. Mr. St. Vincent’s eyelids drooped disdainfully.

  “What I want, Mr. Swann, is information.” He stepped forward, holding a copy of the last issue of the Advertiser out, over the desk. A message was circled in ink.

  CRESSIDA—Your words gladden my soul. My most ardent sentiments grow stronger daily. They cannot separate us forever. Let me know your heart when you can—Your TROILUS

  Troilus and Cressida’s correspondence had appeared in the Matrimonial Advertiser for a number of issues now, with declarations of love, plaints against cruel fate and restrictive guardians, and cryptic instructions for further communication. Theo’s impression of Cressida was of a young lady thoroughly enjoying herself. He read the advertisement over again. “Yes?”

  “Well?”

  “Uh . . .” Well, what? Theo scrabbled to find the answer he was clearly expected to give, and came up with, “Are you Troilus?”

  Mr. St. Vincent looked at him. “No.”

  “Cressida?” Theo’s mouth suggested, before his brain could step in to prevent it.

  “Let’s come to an arrangement,” Mr. St. Vincent said. “You tell me everything you know about this Troilus, and I won’t bring two men with cudgels to make you.”

  “Oh. Are you Cressida’s father?” He seemed a little young for the role, around thirty by Theo’s guess, but boys made mistakes. Theo certainly had, although not that one.

  “No. Stop asking me questions, Mr. Swann. Your role is to give answers.”

  Theo retrieved his professional smile from somewhere, not without effort. He was quite used to being spoken to with distaste, but it didn’t usually happen here, where he worked and slept. Swallowing insult in his own home rankled.

  “Sir, you will understand that confidentiality is crucial to my business. There is no dishonour in this means of seeking a companion, but it can be met by a sad lack of sympathy.” Mr. St. Vincent’s snort suggested he was among the unsympathetic. “And I cannot disclose private affairs,” Theo finished in a rush. “Well, but consider, sir, I have promised discretion—”

  “And you are a man who always keeps his promises, I have no doubt. Let us not play games. How much for your loyalty?”

  Mr. St. Vincent’s tone was so sardonic that it brought the blood flaming to Theo’s face. How dare he? How dare the fellow walk in here and weigh him up and in just a couple of moments decide that Theo was untrustworthy, unreliable, ready to be bought?

  He was, of course. But how dare this man just assume it, with that lazily dismissive look in his eyes?

  He’d double the price for that, Theo thought vengefully, and had to remind himself of the men with cudgels. He didn’t doubt their existence—he’d been threatened similarly more than once—and he had no desire to encounter them.

  And pride was not something Theo could afford. If his visitor was truly offering a carrot as well as a stick, he would do well to take the former.

  “Look here, Mr. St. Vincent,” he said, dropping the high-flown talk since it wasn’t working, and going for the air of an honest, plainspoken man. “I take the advertisements, I lay them out, I publish the Advertiser. All that’s lawful enough. If there’s something unlawful being conducted in my pages, I’d like to know what. I won’t have that sort of thing.”

  “Will you not.” Mr. St. Vincent picked up a paper from the desk. It was, Theo realised, the advertisement from the Gentleman of Strong Arm, and he’d apparently read it upside down.

  Well, bollocks.

  “I shan’t publish that one, of course,” he said. “Dear me. What people send, Mr. St. Vincent, you’d be amazed.”

  “Mmm.” Mr. St. Vincent’s eyes were fixed on the paper. This close, Theo could see they weren’t a plain brown,
but flecked with glinting orange, like one of those semiprecious stones. Topaz, he thought it might be called, or possibly agate. He decided on topaz, as the lovelier word.

  Not that Mr. St. Vincent seemed lovely as he read aloud, in frozen tones, “‘Ready & willing to chastise any handsome Youth in want of well-deserv’d Punishment.’ Well, there’s plenty of people in want of that. Out of interest, Mr. Swann, if I read through your back issues, how many advertisements of this sort would I find?”

  Enough to bring me all the trouble you wish, was the answer. Theo braced himself for the threat that would follow.

  It didn’t come. Mr. St. Vincent dropped the paper to the desk. “What a trade you have, sir. Very well.” He indicated the advertisement he’d circled. “The lady here called Cressida is just turned seventeen years old and possessed of a strong will and determined temper. She has been engaging in a clandestine correspondence with this ‘Troilus’ for months. Troilus claims to be a gentleman and honourable in his intentions, but he has made no approach to the lady’s father, who discovered this business only by accident. He is an extremely wealthy man, and she his only child.”

  “Ah.”

  “Indeed. Miss— Cressida is to be presented at Court next season,” Mr. St. Vincent went on. “She is likely to make an excellent match, with her own charms and her father’s wealth. You may imagine that he does not want her snatched away by a fortune hunter before she is out.”

  Theo could, although it was nothing more than imagination. He had not mixed in circles of wealth or rank even before he had been cast out to the darkness of London; he had nothing to do with Society here in his shabby, precarious refuge on Little Wild Street. “I daresay he does not. But with respect, is that not a matter for him alone? Should he not assert his, uh, paternal authority over the lady?”

  “She is of very strong will, and extremely determined temper,” Mr. St. Vincent said drily. “The correspondence was discovered, so the young lady was removed from her school. Her letters were inspected, so she bribed a maid to deliver them in secret. The maid was dismissed, but then—” he tapped the circled advertisement “—this. Since it appears her family can’t stop her, I have been charged with the task of stopping him.”